Douglas Carswell, Ukip’s sole MP, has put together a spoof social media guide for Labour<\/a> in the wake of bad online discipline following the election of Jeremy Corbyn as the party’s leader.<\/p>\n

The advice from the Kipper comes after Labour’s National Executive Committee condemned the \u201cvery damaging way in which social media is being used\u201d by the party. It reads as follows:<\/p>\n

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1. Do remember that in the new politics the party whips are much more relaxed \u2013 so always tweet on message<\/li>\n
2. Don’t be disrespectful to others – unless you’re referring to Simon Danczuk or Tristram or Blair. Or anyone not in Momentum.<\/li>\n
3. Don’t use hate speech \u2013 unless you’re talking about #Toryscum. Remember someone need not be a Tory to be #ToryScum<\/li>\n
4. Do broadcast your support for foreign terrorist groups \u2013 especially if you’re a party spin doctor<\/li>\n
5. Do express your opposition to evil multinationals using an Apple, Samsung, or Sony device, and where possible free Wifi provided by Starbucks<\/li>\n
6. Do use Facebook to complain about how Facebook doesn’t pay enough tax<\/li>\n
7. Should you lose a debate or election among real voters, do retreat into your Twitter timeline to have your prejudices reinforced.<\/li>\n
8. Jeremy Corbyn is the New Politics – so do not disagree<\/li>\n
9. Don’t forget that in the new politics likes are more important than votes<\/li>\n
10. Use a hashtag to signal your virtue and differentiate you from #ToryScum<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Image Credit \u2013 Douglas Carswell, May 2009 by Steve Punter<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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