Podcast Ep. 110: May Moots Fatberg As New Home Secretary

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Amber Rudd’s exit from the Home Office, the fining of Count Dankula for training his dog to salute like a Nazi, an apparent end to the cold Korean War, and lumps of crap blocking London’s sewers are the four topics this week.

Joining us is a delicious strawberry-flavoured protein shake, which will block our bogs this afternoon.

Update: Sajid Javid has been appointed as home secretary, replacing Rudd.

Image based on Fatberg, February 2018 by Seeing Sanitation

Podcast Ep. 102: Walk-On Girls Find New Work As Brexit Analysts

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This week we discuss Piers ‘Morgan’ Moron’s brown nosing interview with The Trumpster, the civil service’s leaked Brexit Analysis of Doom, and sexy ladies being fired from darts contests and auto racing are the three topics this week.

Joining us is the superior organisation of the patriarchy.

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Podcast Ep. 99: Brextremoaners Call Festive Truce

In our final episode of the year we look back at our highlights and lowlights, including the state of Brexit, the general election, Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn, Nick Clegg, centrist parties and the Google memo.

Joining us is our rapidly dwindling 20s.

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Podcast Ep. 98: Snowflakes Deny Similarity To Butthurt Millennials

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Theresa May’s beta Brexit deal – as strong and stable as it is trusty and transparent – the sudden surge in Bitcoin value, and the daintiness of millennial snowflakes are the three topics this week.

Our hosts are joined by a sense of self-worth as inflated as a virtual currency bubble.

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