Podcast Ep. 125: Blairites Finally Form Fat Cat Party

Right Dishonourable 125 Blairite Fat Cats

The emergence of the Tiggers, the decision to strip jihadi bride Shamima Begum of her citizenship, and a shock case in which a straight white man was discriminated against in police recruitment are the three topics this week.

Joining us is “tech ethicist” and TWAAAT Alice Thwaite.

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Podcast Ep. 124: Shock Photos Emerge In Neeson Racism Scandal

Right Dishonourable Liam Neeson coshed

In this episode we tackle Liam Neeson’s controversial racist confession, give a general update on Brexit while mentioning Nigel Farage’s new outfit, and discuss what it’s like to dump the Conservatives for being too rightwing.

Joining us is Nicholas Mazzei, who is no longer a Tory.

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Vice is a pleasingly cynical Big Short for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars

Dick Cheney, February 2011 by Gage Skidmore

I’m unsure if I was supposed to enjoy the joyous cynicism of the opening half-hour of Vice as much as I did, nor if I was enjoying it quite as its creators intended. Either way, it was hard not to.

Adam McKay’s stylised biopic leaves you in no doubt that Dick Cheney, recent US vice president, is a bastard. After an early stint of feckless drunkenness he tries political wonkery, and is sufficiently impressed by the crudeness of a young Donald Rumsfeld to become a Republican. Some diversions aside, he keeps rising.

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Who cares what a bunch of old writers think about the EU?

Few comments in recent British history are as infamous as Michael Gove’s statement about the country’s impatience with experts, usually shortened in the retelling to omit his qualifier “from organisations with acronyms” and his reference to the dubious records of such bodies.

The post-referendum fetishizing of experts among some remainers has been an amusing trend. One of the stronger factors that predicted whether one voted leave or remain was whether you attended university, leading to such glorious headlines as: “Brexit caused by low levels of education, study finds”.

The notion that leave is a project for thickies remains a core belief for certain remainers. Last week the Guardian even ran a story claiming that “30 top intellectuals” believe Europe is “coming apart before our eyes”. But who are these people?

Writers, basically. Sure, some are historians, some philosophers, and some hacks – but all scribblers. Pan-European scribblers, but scribblers nonetheless.

The Graun has form in this domain, having previously published a letter by forty “senior academics”, among whom were experts in comic book characters, zombies and video games. Such people are qualified to sit on obscure panels at still more obscure conferences, but newspapers should probably not be citing them when discussing whether Jeremy Corbyn is a promoter of anti-semitism.

Even assuming the Guardian took no view on the merits of the academics’ argument, it must thought it worth readers’ attention. And so it must also be with the letter from the “intellectuals”, who want to claim “the legacy of Erasmus, Dante, Goethe and Comenius” and depict their opponents as championing a “politics of disdain for intelligence and culture”.

(All this is claimed while they tout their own enlightened “European patriotism”, somehow immune to the flaws they see in other nationalisms.)

This invites the query: why should the layman care what Ian McEwan, to name one signer, thinks about the EU? He may be an intellectual in the sense he can make money publicly musing on higher things, but his qualifications to muse on European governance with any authority seem dubious. He is an expert, just not in the subject under discussion.

A scan of the Wikipedia entries for much of the rest of the list – many perhaps unfamiliar to even Guardian readers – reveals a smattering of novelists, poets and playwrights. Unless those playwrights were James Graham, the mind behind Brexit: The Uncivil War, why should anyone care?

Bonus point: Many remainers have been keen to undermine Brexit by pointing out how ancient and decrepit many who voted for it were. People who are about to snuff it surely shouldn’t be allowed to have a say in how the country is run, they argue.

The average age of this letter’s signers? 71 years.

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Podcast Ep. 123: Fiona Bruce Ditches Trinkets for Tories

Right Dishonourable Fiona Bruce Trinkets Tories

Labour darling Diane Abbott’s Question Time wobble, the latest Brexiting and the start of the 270 Democratic candidates for the US presidency are the three topics this week.

Joining us is the Sherlock-esque genius of Dominic Cummings.

Image based on Antiques Roadshow, May 2013 by Andrew Campbell