Podcast (ep.15 w. Fratocrats): Carly vs. Trump, Corbyn’s PMQs & Nicole Arbour’s Offensive Jokes

With Jimmy away having a life Jazza is joined by brothers Michael and Jacob Trueman of the Fratocrats, an amazing comedy duo on the YouTube.

In a slightly longer episode than usual (we did enjoy running out mouths) the guys touch on why Carly Fiorina is Jazza’s queen, why Trump is a fool, what we would ask Corbyn to put to the PM at PMQs whether or not Nicole Arbour went too far with her Dear Fat People video.

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Jeb Bush: Let’s put Margaret ‘Milk Snatcher’ Thatcher on US $10 bill

Margaret Thatcher on US $10 bill by Al Jazeera

Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush suggested on Wednesday that British prime minister Margaret Thatcher should be put on the American $10 bill.

Talking in a televised debate for Republican candidates vying to run for the White House, Bush was quizzed on his preference on which woman should feature on American money, and used the opportunity to praise the Milk Snatcher.

“I would go with Ronald Reagan’s partner, Margaret Thatcher,” he said, referencing the close relationship between the British prime minister and the American president of the same era, both revered in Republican circles.

“Probably illegal, but what the heck?” he added, explaining Thatcher probably wouldn’t pass because she is not American.

“A strong leader is what we need in the White House, and she certainly was a strong leader that restored the United Kingdom into greatness.”

Shortly after this suggestion a subsidiary of Al Jazeera, a Qatari-backed media group, threw together a mock-up of what the Milk Snatcher bill might look like:

Under plans from the US Treasury a woman will be added to an American bill for the first time in 2020 to celebrate 100 years since women were given the vote in the States through an amendment to the country’s constitution.

Candidates other than Thatcher for the bill included the wife of candidate Mike Huckabee, the mother of candidate Ben Carson and Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Donald.

In entirely unrelated news Bush also admitted during the presidential debate that he had smoked marijuana 40 years ago.

Image Credit – Margaret Thatcher on US $10 bill by Al Jazeera

Podcast (Ep.9): #GOPdebate, Kids Company and Nagasaki Anniversary

Donald Trump Sr. at Citizens United Freedom Summit in Greenville South Carolina May 2015 by Michael Vadon

Another week, another Right Dishonourable podcast, in which Jimmy and Jazza scrub up on the week’s news and attempt to embarrass themselves as little as possible over the course of an hour.

This time round we have the return of our favourite American politician, outlandish and questionably-coiffed reality TV star and occasional businessman Donald Trump, as he attempted to derail the Republican Party debates on Fox News. Did he succeed? Will his antics ensure Hillary Clinton makes it to the White House? And just what is his attitude to women?

Next up we cover the collapse of Kids Company, a charity dedicated towards vulnerable children that closed its doors last week after running out of money. We discuss the role of chief executive Camila Batmanghelidjh, allegations of mismanagement and what it means for prime minister David Cameron’s “Big Society” vision.

Lastly, on the 70th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki we discuss the role of nuclear weapons in modern geopolitics. Along the way we cover Japan’s seeming departure from post-World War Two pacifism, as well as tensions in the South and East China Seas.

Header Image – Donald Trump Sr. at Citizens United Freedom Summit, May 2015 by Michael Vadon

The Republicans’ problem is not Donald Trump, but the other 16 candidates

Governor of Florida Jeb Bush at VFW in Hudson, New Hampshire, July 8th, 2015 by Michael Vadon

If anything I was a little disappointed.

American broadcasting, with such stallions of truth-seeking as Fox News and CNN, is supposed to be insane. Interviewers are meant to sit and ask laughably loaded questions, panellists constantly talk over one another, and the sensationalism is dialled up well past 11, with no nuance allowed.

And yet on Thursday night, as the 1st Republican debate went ahead on Fox News, Donald Trump failed to deliver. The sometime businessman and full-time reality TV star didn’t rehearse his old line about Mexicans being rapists, didn’t suggest the president redraft the Enola Gay for a sortie over Iran, nor did he announce plans to build The Wall of Westeros along the country’s southern edge.

It was all a bit, well, mild – at least by Yank standards.

Now it could be the fractures of American politics were lost on this Englishman, but to my mind there is a dispiriting inwardness to US discourse these days. The ability of the country to tie itself up in arguments over benefits (“entitlements” in the Republican lexicon) remains baffling on this side of Atlantic, even as the Tories in Westminster prepare to carve up British welfare.

As my colleague Jazza John has pointed out, there was much more agreement than dissent. President Barack Obama, by common consent, screwed up the Iran deal. He’s not tough enough on migration. Maybe he’s a Muslim and wasn’t even born here, and hates America. Repeat ad infinitum, or until you turn the television set off.

But whilst it’s not exactly a stinging insult to accuse a pack of conservatives of resting on their laurels, it is impossible to escape the impression that America is running away from the Republicans just as Britain appears to have left Labour behind. The Grand Old Party has no answers to inequality, nor the rising Hispanic population, nor much of anything.

What they do like is the US Constitution, former president Ronald Reagan, and their imaginary friends from the Bible. Trump for his part thinks that “the biggest problem this country has is being politically correct”, an insane allegation no matter how absolute your support is for free speech.

That his themes of a declining America whose citizens “lose to everybody” are hitting home is understandable. But to draw another comparison to Labour on this side of the pond, the Republicans’ problem is not so much that Trump exists but that the other contenders (of which there are 16) appear so lacking in ideas.

And unsurprisingly this conundrum has seen the conservatives of America turn to an old foe worldwide: immigrants. Ted Cruz, an unremarkable Texan senator, even went so far as to accuse the “Washington Cartel” of trying to “fundamentally change” the country, another old trope in global politics, used by any half-thinking pol through history.

Other nastiness was on show when a moderator challenged neurosurgeon Ben Carson on “enhanced interrogation techniques” – or “torture” in layman’s. “What we need to do to get the information we need is our business,” he said, taking the time to attack the notion of a “politically correct war”, as if demanding we don’t drown prisoners of war is a kind of radical leftism.

Perhaps from the old country most rightwing American politics looks insane. But even for a naif in US current affairs the Republicans look a long way from the White House right now.

Header Image – Presidential candidate Jeb Bush in New Hampshire, July 8th 2015 by Michael Vadon

Republican Race to White House Begins

America’s Republican Party has been inundated with presidential candidates for next year’s election, notching up an impressive 17 at the last count.

As such someone at the GOP (“grand old party”, a common nickname for the Republicans) decided that this was too many for there to be a coherent conversation on stage, and invited Fox News to whittle down the crowd to something more manageable in the national debates, the first of which took place on Thursday night.

(And let’s be fair, 17 candidates could end up looking like a pale and male gospel choir on stage, with the exception of neurosurgeon Ben Carson and former HP boss Carly Fiorina.)

The controversial response from Fox News, who hosted the 1st Republican national debate, was to cut those allowed on stage to a mere ten, using polling to decide the candidates’ fates.

This may sound sensible, but at this stage of the presidential race national polling means little. May I remind you that the election will be held 15 months from this primary? And does anyone remember Newt Gingrich from the 2012 race? He was polling at 1st place for over a month, but his position waned and he ended up sidelined.

Fox’s move has become even more scandalous because the broadcaster had said it would take an average of the past five national polls, but this week decided to exclude one. Fox could have also chosen to split the candidates evenly among two debates rather than having what MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow has affectionately called a ‘grown-ups’ and ‘kids’ table’, the latter made up of the seven trailing in the polls.

Even with this setup Twitter lit up when the kids’ table went live a few of hours before the big guns, with Fiorina, former CEO of the technology firm Hewlett-Packard, widely declared the winner, at least on social media.

Carly Fiorina at Southern Republican Leadership Conference, May 2015 by Michael Vadon

Carly Fiorina at Southern Republican Leadership Conference, May 2015 by Michael Vadon

As the main debate kicked off some hours later some questions were hilariously contrived, not least the opener where the candidates were asked if they would support the Republican nomination for president “without question” if it weren’t them. Celebripolitican (I’m claiming that phrase) Donald Trump was the only one who said no, making no attempt to douse the rumours that he may run as an independent candidate.

Overall the broadcast felt more like a series of mini, 60-second interviews with a rowdy crowd and sporadic inter-candidate heckling than the “debate” it was touted as. There were some nearly-hilarious clashes between Trump and Rand Paul, the Kentucky senator standing on a conservative libertarian platform, but they had more shrugging than substance.

Most interactions between the podiums were those of agreement, with little dispute offered on the new Iranian deal, abortion rights or incumbent president Barack Obama’s record. In a rare move away from the obvious line John Kasich, governor of Ohio, did seem warm to gay marriage, saying he attended a same-sex wedding and would support a hypothetical gay son or daughter.

But the show-stealer, and the reason we all tuned in, was undoubtedly Trump, the ‘Billionaire Reality TV Star’ as Sky News had it. And though he wound down in the second half of the debate, he gave us some absolute crackers.

Early in the night Trump fired a shot across the bow of one of one of Fox’s moderators, Megyn Kelly, when she asked him to comment on the fact that he has called women “fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals” on social media in the past. “Maybe I shouldn’t be so nice to you,” he snarled back, casting himself as a victim of media scrutiny.

Yet it was not all theatrics from the Trumpster. Indeed on the topic of immigration the businessman made an apt observation, arguing: “If it weren’t for me you wouldn’t be talking about illegal immigration.”

He went on to mention a favourite solution to illegal immigration of the Republican Party, the mythical wall with Mexico:

“We need to build a wall and it needs to be built quickly. And I want to have a big beautiful door in that wall so people can come into this country legally. But we need to build a wall, we need to keep illegals out.”

So begins a long slog towards the presidential election on the 8th November 2016, but the starting gun has been officially fired in a flurry of toupees and podiums. If you missed it, never fear, there will be one of these debates every month until 2016.

Meanwhile the Democratic televised debates, also known as the coronation of Hillary Clinton, will begin in October.

Header Image – Still from Republican presidential debate, Fox News.