BuzzFeed, in keeping with the, er, “progressive” left’s adoption of sexism as a political strategy, has published a rather charming article sneering at men for, er, being men whilst doing things.
In celebration we’ve readapted the article to jeer at women for being women while doing things, just to ensure the balance of the universe is kept in check.
1. This Countryside Alliance event where the girls discussed why people who shoot animals are “the real conservationists”.
(We can’t post the image here. It’s owned by BuzzFeed. Or Jamie Ross.)
2. Look at all these women talk about money.
Excellent panel on how technology can solve the crisis of consumer engagement with financial services at #cpc15 #tc15 pic.twitter.com/Vklg7uttIv
— Cifas (@Cifas_UK) October 5, 2015
3. Here are the fillies talking about a campaign to make people walk more.
Our #CPC15 fringe panel Robert Goodwill Transport Minister, @LGAcomms David Westly, @keithmgillespie @JoeIrvinLS pic.twitter.com/sHhhA0T9IT — Living Streets (@livingstreets) October 5, 2015
4. This Campaign for Real Ale fringe meeting where the lasses had some banter about beer and pubs.
At the @CAMRA_Official fringe event debating how we can all support the Great British Pub industry. #cpc15pic.twitter.com/4C00CsROua
— Duncan Stewart (@duncanstewart88) October 4, 2015
5. This event was hosted by the CPS think tank, where six women all talked about Europe like great big bootylicious babes.
CPS Director @TimkCPS chairing a panel on whether the US should back brexit at #CPC15 pic.twitter.com/00dz8Ooe7D — CPS Think Tank (@CPSThinkTank) October 5, 2015
6. Here are some legends in deep discussion about #fotbot. (Women can be legends, right?)
Great @BritishOverseas panel. Proud supporter of the organisation and for all the OTs bring to UK. #FOTBOT #CPC15 pic.twitter.com/EynoXn99Ig — Nadim Muslim (@NadimMuslim) October 5, 2015
7. These women talked about technology and machines. It was like Grumpy Old Women (This is the best you could do? – Ed). Fantastic.
Thank you to our panel @MLiebreich @roxley @willtanner1 @jagsingh and the audience #CPC15 #tc15 pic.twitter.com/1SX6cpAUIY — TechCentral (@TechCentral15) October 5, 2015
8. Here are four massive ladettes taking action on housing.
Thanks @BrandonLewis @John_J_C_Moss & panel for an interesting event, many #housing solutions now need action #CPC15 pic.twitter.com/kcnFsYdEak — Natalia Marczewska (@NataliaComms) October 5, 2015
9. These biddies led the discussion at the LGBTory fringe.
Our 1st formal fringe of #cpc15 on HIV with @philipcbaldwin, @THTorguk, @StuartAndrew, @davidbridleboyz & #halveit MG pic.twitter.com/cgfJ1SNvzQ — LGBTory (@LGBToryUK) October 4, 2015
10. There are structural challenges facing charities, but don’t worry – these chapettes have it all in hand.
Charities can provide major efficiencies & improvements in care but face structural challenges – @ACEVO #cpc15 fringe pic.twitter.com/nkUfBqtbJ0 — DeHavilland (@DeHavilland) October 4, 2015
11. Here are some ladies discussing the exclusively female issue of council tax. (Needs some work – Ed)
Listening to @the_tpa fringe on how to cut council tax. #Worthing #CPC15 pic.twitter.com/CVyh2RoAsl — Cllr Luke Proudfoot (@lproudfoot1) October 5, 2015
12. This event from Conservative Home looked particularly fun and oestrogen-filled.
Liam Fox makes sly claim for contributing to May election win at Conhome event; responding to Corbyn. His role was? pic.twitter.com/gVDnrv80Y8 — Eric Hookway (@EricHookway) October 5, 2015
13. Here are lots of women watching a smaller number of women talk about the “northern powerhouse”.
Packed room listening to @jameswhartonuk & panel on the future of the Northern Powerhouse #cpc15 pic.twitter.com/KRuQMDMUkW
— CPS Think Tank (@CPSThinkTank) October 5, 2015
14. These chapesses are sorting out local government for everyone.
Our President @ECR_CoR underlined the important role of #localgov in helping achieve better regulation in EU #CPC15 pic.twitter.com/HHmrFaT1Il
— ECR Group CoR (@ECR_CoR) October 5, 2015
15. Women. Finance. Technology. Lovely stuff.
.@moneyhubapp driving a debate on the role of Tech to rebuild trust in financial services industry #CPC15 pic.twitter.com/MvfF5HMLSN — Sophie Lilley (@sophielilleyuk) October 5, 2015
16. Finally, here are some women thinking in their “think tent”.
The @iealondon talk inequality in @ThinkTent2015 with @JGBartholomew @johnredwood David Willetts MP & @FraserNelson pic.twitter.com/ld9QAevBXq — IEA (@iealondon) October 5, 2015
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All sounds a bit sexist when you put it like that, doesn’t it?
Image Credit – Naked Green Men, September 2007 by Pedro Ribeiro Simoes
