Some 70 percent of Britons still monarchist shills, plus much hate for Henry VIII

Royal postage stamp 1953 by Archives New Zealand

More than two-thirds of Britons are under the mistaken impression the perfidious Windsors should remain ensconced at the top of the British state as queen Lizzie becomes the least perishable monarch in the country’s history.

Data from the pollster YouGov showed that 71 percent of the country think that Britain should keep its monarchy, whilst just under a fifth have the correct view that an elected head of state makes more sense in 2015.

Support for monarchy by YouGov, September 2015Despite the royalist circlejerk further evidence emerged that Charlie boy might be facing some problems should Lizzie finally decide to kick the bucket, as the poll revealed opposition to his wife Camilla being given the title of queen.

Nicola Wildash, research executive at YouGov, said:

“Only 16 percent believe Camilla should be called ‘Queen’ when Charles becomes King compared to 38 percent that prefer the title of ‘Princess Consort’. Just less than a third (32 percent) feel she should be given no title at all.”

Some 58 percent of the country also think Lizzie should work herself to death rather than quit early like some wimpish pope, while 28 percent believe that there comes an age where even a pampered Windsor might be too old for the job, with most of them thinking that time has already come for our current dear leader.

Tories also gave sensible people another reason to hate them by being the most supportive of the monarchy, with Labour supporters showing the firmest commitment to democratic accountability.

Meanwhile the Scots reaffirmed their social democratic credentials by being the least warm to the idea of the monarchy continuing, with only half of Scotland supporting that idea compared to 64 percent in London and 69 percent in the rest of the South.

Support for monarchy by party and age, YouGov, September 2015In a bemusing endnote, Henry VIII of six wives fame was voted “our worst ever monarch” by a fifth of respondents, who presumably haven’t heard of most of the others.

Further information on the poll can be found on YouGov’s website.

Image Credit – Royal postage stamp 1953 by Archives New Zealand

‘Hot Young Corbynites’ unleash dance anthem on Labour leadership contest finale

Jeremy Corbyn at People's Assembly Demo, June 2014 by David Holt

As the hours tick down to close of voting at noon on Thursday an unlikely victory anthem for Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour leadership campaign has surfaced on the Internet.

Described as “the campaign song nobody asked for”, Hot Young Corbynites is a hard-hitting political dance chune that asks that vital question: “Who’s going to save us from these greedy Tories?”

What more preamble do you need?

Image Credit – Jeremy Corbyn at People’s Assembly Demo, June 2014 by David Holt

ASA approves Paddy Power telling Fifa chief Sepp Blatter to Fuck Off

Sepp Blatter at Fifa Congress Sydney in May 2008 by AsianFC

An advert that told Fifa kingpin Sepp Blatter to “just fuck off already” has been cleared of being offensive after some small-minded twerp complained that the ad could be “likely to cause serious or widespread offence.”

The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), which acts as a moral guardian for sensitive Britons, decided that Guardianistas could probably cope with seeing the expletive emblazoned across its sports pages in relation to Don Blatter, whose entirely legitimate sporting organisation recently suffered an entirely unjust corruption scandal. (Is this right? – Ed)

Central to the ruling was the Graun sports writers’ previously prolific use of potty-mouthed prose, as well as the fact that most of its readers are adults, and thus are capable of reading swearwords without instantly turning into barbarians and sailing off to Norway for a spot of rape and pillage.

“Because we did not consider the ad would be offensive to those who were likely to see it, we concluded that it was unlikely to cause serious or widespread offence,” explained the censor, seemingly unaware how absurd it is that a piece of media can be banned merely for being offensive in Britain in 2015.

Readers of the Right Dishonourable who are offended by swears are dribbling halfwits who are advised to leave this page and never come back, whilst those with working brains can see the unoffending image below.

Sepp Blatter being told to fuck off, Paddy Power

Image Credit – Sepp Blatter at Fifa Congress Sydney in May 2008 by AsianFC

Tory staffer flees Corbyn rally in Crick chase

Tory Mike Watkinson at Corbyn rally Nuneaton, September 2015 by Channel 4

Though the Blairites repeatedly assert that the Tories are unmoved by the prospect of Jeremy Corbyn as leader of the Labour party, the blues still appear to be sending undercover staffers to rallies of the hard left candidate.

That at least is the obvious conclusion from a video posted by Channel 4 in which Tory West Midlands press officer Mike Watkinson walked hurriedly away from a rally in Nuneaton after being confronted by Michael Crick, political correspondent at the broadcaster.

When contacted for comment by Crick the Conservatives confirmed their press officer was at the “public event”, but offered no explanation as to why he felt obliged to leave so soon.

Indeed at the time Crick asked if he was “Mr Watkinson from the Conservative party” the staffer replied that he did not know what the journalist was talking about, no doubt indicative of a sudden bout of amnesia.

For his part Corbyn said the man was welcome to stay, and aides of the likely Labour leader said that Watkinson had been the first person to show at the event.  

Future infiltrators of Corbyn rallies may wish to swap Watkinson’s copy of the Daily Mail for the Morning Star if they do not want to attract similar attention.

Image Credit – Mike Watkinson at Corbyn rally Nuneaton, September 2015 by Channel 4

Podcast Ep. 13: Liz Kendall the Red Tory & #FreedomToDonate

Unfortunately we were hit with some nasty technical difficulties this week, so only two section of the podcast for you. But Jazza and Jimmy are joined by the wonderful Lewis Parker, YouTuber and Head of PR for the #FreedomToDonate campaign which seeks to lift the ban on blood donations from sexually active gay men.

We also talked with Lewis about the Labour party, as he is a member, and why he voted for Liz Kendall and what he thinks about being in a party that will be lead by Jeremy Corbyn next week.